Confession

Dear “Legend Desperados”,

I’m sorry that you’ve spent so much

time,

and money,

and bugspray

looking for me.

I offer my deepest apologies, for I have created quite a stir and a donnybrook of a ruckus.

You see,

I was trying to frighten my crew; just a practical joke!

 

I made the costume myself.

 

I was trying to do the silly walk, and then I couldn’t reach the zipper in the back.

 

I was trapped in a furry prison. I tried to escape with long growls loud roars.

 

The suit is now in my closet however, all tucked away.

I hope your not angry, have a nice day.